Oh Edwardo, we are not going to get along.
Uh-huh. What is it with you and Noah? Do all the lads here have little green monster?
Let’s not compare me to Noah. And I have no green monster with me.
(Source: ezra-ackerman)
Oh Edwardo, we are not going to get along.
Look here, Eddie. This flirtatiousness with Eve, it isn’t going to fly with me. She is in love with me, just hasn’t realized it yet.
It’s Ed, actually. Now, why is it we won’t get along? I’m not as bad as I look, I swear.
Problem Charlie?
*raises eyebrow* what’s wrong with my hair?
It’s bushy right now.
(Source: ezra-ackerman)
Problem Charlie?
*looks around* I don’t see any problems.
*nods* Good, now brush your hair.
(Source: ezra-ackerman)
Cheerleader season is the best.
-nods- Thought you’d say that.
-smirks- You know me too well.
(Source: ezra-ackerman)
